Utah Bigfoot Sightings - A Hoax

Reports of recent Bigfoot sightings in Utah have some of us here at Castaway Characters tittering to ourselves in disbelief.  After watching  the video clip of 'the sighting' we knew for a fact that the whole thing was another, rather pathetic, prank.  We know for a fact that Bigfoot was nowhere near Utah when the video was supposedly shot.  He was right here at a party we were holding at the home of Castaway Characters with a whole host of other outcasts and freaks.  Despite those big feet, Bigfoot Bagtag can still do a mean Travolta impression (and I'm talking Saturday Night Fever, baby, not Pulp Fiction or Be Cool).