Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Who is responsible?

Over the last few days Bagit - the new, recycled Bagit - has started to open up about his shocking and unprovoked attack that led to him being used, abused and eventually recycled.  Questions need to be asked, and answered, concerning this devastating situation.  Yes of course, unwanted, useless plastic waste should be turned into something of value through the recycling process, but Bagit - the old Bagit at least - was a highly accomplished, productive member of society.  As a writer and film director he was at his creative peak, with no signs of wear and tear.  We are starting to question who was to gain from this monstrous act that caused Bagit's meltdown.  We know that Bagit was doing research for his book, "Super-hero, Super-villain" and perhaps had discovered something during the process.  Bagit is in no fit state to explain anything at the moment, so the perpetrators of the crime have achieved their goal of silencing him, for now.  But, be warned evil-doers, as Bagit's molecules start to realign themselves and he gets his head screwed on properly again, those who were responsible will be stripped of all labels and scrubbed vigorously with a wire brush. Perhaps they will be tarred and feathered (resources and special permits have been applied for), or even just melted down and not remoulded, left as shapeless blobs of an unpleasant hue for the rest of their unnatural lives. 

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