Bunjee-jumping Bagtag

While out strolling with his grandson Gramps lost track of where he was going and what he was supposed to be doing, again.  His task, of course, was to look after his grandson for the day.   Before he knew what was going on he was brought back to present day by a loud squeal of delight.  Gramps turned towards the sound and saw in front of him the worst thing since flared trousers first appeared some time in the last century: his grandson attached to a cable, preparing to jump off a bridge!

"Don't do it!" shouted Gramps.  But it was too late - the boy was in vertical motion before the last words had left his mouth.  "Oh my, oh my," was all Gramps could say.

"Buuunnnjeeeeeeee!" Was all his grandson could say for the rest of the week.

It's lucky that boy wasn't being collected for recycling after that crazy caper.