Boo Hoo - Zombie Zapped

An over-zealous zombie zapper last night forged a sensational, yet accidental milestone in the fight against landfill zombies. If you remember, Baby Boo turned bad when sruck down with the zombie virus a few days ago and was shackled for her own protection. Zombies can be a real threat to civilization and are usually melted down when they are found astray, outside their reservation. Somehow, in the middle of the night Baby Boo broke free and was about to slip through the electrified chain- link fence at the perimeter of the recycling detention centre (where all the bad plastic is rehabilitated) when a night guard saw her. He immediately turned up the voltage running through the fence, expecting to melt the escaping zombie into a dripping, bubbling, amorphous blob. Instead, to his surprise, the creature split into two almost identical forms, with one seemingly holding the other down until they were both reincarcerated by a squad of specially trained zombie busters. The accidental seperation of good plastic from bad by the use of extreme force is now being investigated by leading scientists and policy makers. There is still a chance to win the war against the plastic zombies, but don't wait for the policy makers - simply seperate and classify the good plastics from the bad. Reuse the good whenever possible. Make sure the rest is sent to be recycled immediately, so there will be fewer zombies to worry about in the future.