Plastic Surgery for Bagit?

Bagit's long absence from this site has finally been explained, at least partially. The poor little guy has been suffering from a personality disorder ever since he went under the knife.  Yes, Bagit had plastic surgery.  He felt it would boost his career, as if it really needed a boost - our secretaries all used to say that guy was so hot whenever he called them they had to put on their asbestos gloves to pick up the phone.  I hate to say it but our secretaries are all rather plastic model types, so it's not surprising they all shared the same view of Bagit.  Nobody has seen Bagit since the operation, so we're not sure whether we'd still recognize him if we did.  We hope to hear from him soon anyway, and wish him a speedy recovery.