Sing Along, Especially If You Don't Know The Words

It's not every day that your household rubbish comes to life!

"Thank goodness"' you might say, but some of of our rubbish looks like fun when it gets a bit animated. 

King of The Castle

Beating the other climbers easily to the top of the wall this little fella couldn't help but show off, taunting the slower ones below with songs and rhymes that popped into his head:
"I'm the king of the castle. I'm the king of the castle. Get down you dirty rascals..."
"I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation..."
"I'm A number 1, top of the heap..."
As he paused for breath he was sure that he could hear a voice above him singing:
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall."
Hearing this voice he remembered an old saying his grandmother had repeated to him many times while he was still young. As he remembered his grandmother's voice he very quickly sat down in terrified silence to wait for the others to join him.
What was the old saying?  - Pride comes before a fall.

Mind The Gap

Flyboy likes a bit of adventure, but he nearly got more than he bargained for on his first rock climbing expedition. He got a little over-confident and went too close to the cliff edge without any safety equipment. Yes, he got the full 10-minutes of being shouted at from the instructor and another 2hrs of being laughed at by everyone else. He might be called Flyboy, but fly he cannot. Those wings are just for decoration, you know... so that he gets to sit at the top of the tree every Christmas.